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- [A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
- Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he…
- [Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
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- I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort. — Spiro T. Agnew
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- At most, the greatest persons are but great wens, and excrescences; men of wit and delightful conversation, but as morals for ornament,… — John Donne