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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Very early on, you figure out that you put your self-esteem in the hands of strangers. There's a different commodity. There's the…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
— Walter Lippmann
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You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
— John Mellencamp
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Almost everyone thinks they are a good person, but the question you should be asking is, am I good enough to go…
— Candace Cameron
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Everyone thinks that the principal thing to the tree is the fruit, but in point of fact the principal thing to it…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The most successful people are mavericks who aren't afraid to ask why, especially when everyone thinks it's obvious.
— Robert Kiyosaki
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That's always the way when you discover something new; everyone thinks you're crazy.
— Unknown Author
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Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
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Everyone thinks this way at some point. The important thing is to power through and get to learning. If you really don't…
— Aldous Huxley
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Whether it's the Axis of Evil, or the evils of eating meat, it is a concept that has all but lost the…
— Corey Taylor
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and…
— Anne Frank
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Because everyone uses language to talk, everyone thinks he can talk about language.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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