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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those…
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We need wilderness because we are wild animals. Everyone needs a place where he can go to go crazy in peace. For…
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All human lives are so profoundly and intricately entwined-those dead, those living, those generations yet to come-that the fate of all is…
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Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of…
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My children, as long as you live, the shadow of the Hiss Case will brush you. In every pair of eyes that…
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The problem is no longer that with every pair of hands that comes into the world there comes a hungry stomach. Rather…
— Paul Samuelson
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Hardy was every loose-limbed cowboy in warn denim, every pair of blue eyes, every battered pickup, every hot cloudless day." -Liberty
— Lisa Kleypas
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Every pair of eyes facing you has probably experienced something you could not endure.
— Lucille Clifton
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I walked around a women's shoe store and tapped on every pair of golashes In it. The sales woman asked me what…
— Unknown Author
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I want every pair of Vans I see. So dope. So classic.
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The only reason your girlfriend always wears short skirts...is because every pair of pants she ever wore caught on fire.
— Zach Taylor
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