Even Commit Quotes by Matt Groening

More Quotes by Matt Groening

Matt Groening has 157 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
• When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
• It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that…
• I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
• Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
• The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
• If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
• I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.

See all 157 quotes by Matt Groening »