Erection Quotes

51 Erection quotes by 41 unique authors

The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Unknown Author
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by… — Groucho Marx
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland
I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection — Jon Richardson
All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand for the male organ...Boxes, cases,… — Sigmund Freud
The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. — E L Doctorow
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take… — Zach Galifianakis
A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo erection. — Chris Kilham
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. — Jean Cocteau
There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did you get an erection?'' If… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't I just enjoy myself? But… — Nick Hornby
Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection. — Victor Hugo
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings. She knew the… — Jeanette Winterson
It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his… — David Sedaris
Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection. — Samuel Beckett
Get yourself in that intense state of being next to madness. Keep yourself in, not necessarily a frenzied state, but in a state of great… — Tom Robbins
Dear Bill (O'Reilly)...I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?… — Roger Ebert
Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection. — Chuck Palahniuk
a man doesn't prove he's a man by getting an erection. He's only a real man if he can pleasure a woman. And if he… — Paulo Coelho
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection… — Janet Evanovich
Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are… — Bette Midler
As his other hand began to slip around her waist, his body brushed against hers, and there was no mistaking the thick, hard ridge grazing… — Karen Marie Moning
I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue… — Stephen Fry

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