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• If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
• Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
• He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he… — Janet Evanovich
• I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and… — Nikhil Saluja
• The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Pliny the Younger
• I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to… — Groucho Marx
• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
• If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland

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