Erection Quotes

51 Erection quotes by 41 unique authors

What had started out as a game was now an open challenge, as well as a direct threat. Any further action would bear results, it… — Jeaniene Frost
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need… — Adi Da
If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night. — Nikhil Saluja
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. — SangFroid Stalker
All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours to… — Glenn Huskey
Cinema is most totalitarian of the arts. All energy and sensation is sucked up into the skull, a cerebral erection, skull bloated with blood. Caligula… — Jim Morrison
During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal… — Unknown Author
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun. — Earl Sweatshirt
Medically during an erection all the blood form the brain goes to the penis...so in conclusion males are stupid during an erection...they have no idea… — Unknown Author
A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes… — Daniel Radcliffe
Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees. — Rudy Espinoza
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
We were so poor that If I didnt wake up with an erection on Christmas morning I wouldnt have anything to play with all day — Unknown Author
If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi
True love is when you hug your girlfriend and you feel happiness not erection. — Unkown
Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett — Bad Boys 2
After the dreadful frustrationsFreudians have experienced with my other books, I am sure they will refrain from inflicting upon Waltz a sublimation of the push-button… — Vladimir Nabokov
If a girl is willing to love u without money then be ready to love her without sex cos an empty pocket has no right… — Nwaka Joel
I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection. — Nikhil Saluja
We were so poor in our house when we were young that on Xmas morning if u didn't wake up with an erection, u had… — Nishan Panwar
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja
Smile is like an erection. It comes and goes. — Nikhil Saluja
If God Was A Woman.... Men would be born with a permanent erection — Nikhil Saluja

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