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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Enjoy yourself -it's later than you think.
— Guy Lombardo
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If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Enjoy yourself, drink, call the life you live today your own; but only that, the rest belongs to chance.
— Euripides
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When you are making a success of something, it's not work. It's a way of life. You enjoy yourself because you are…
— Unknown Author
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The most important things is to enjoy yourself and have a good time.
— C. Z. Guest
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But neither life nor happiness can be achieved by the pursuit of irrational whims. Just as man is free to attempt to…
— Ayn Rand
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One thing you must never lose is courage. If you believe in the goal you are striving for, you will be courageous.…
— Shigesato Itoi
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You're a woman, enjoy yourself, and believe that you can do things.
— Emily Ratajkowski
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Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
— Oliver Reed
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Enjoy yourself because you can't change anything anyway
— Jenny Holzer
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Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy someone else.
— Jack Schaefer
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I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.
— Jim McMahon
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