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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?…
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I'd love to direct a film, but I don't think I have the temperament for it. I'm very hyper, and I want…
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I'd like to end the book a lot of ways. Except I don't have any answers. Use your common sense. Be nice.…
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We should care for each other more than we care for ideas, or else we will end up killing each other.
— Louis de Bernieres
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But if all they did was kill time, time would end up killing them.
— Michael Grant
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The girl leaned forward and kissed Thomas on the cheek. “You’re sweet. I really hope we don’t end up killing you, at…
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All ideologies end up killing people. If you separate love from nonviolence you turn nonviolence into an ideology, a gimmick. Structures that…
— Unknown Author
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I'm afraid of never figuring you out. I'm afraid that if I end things the way they are now that I will…
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by…
— Elizabeth Banks
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Given the imperfections of our society and the apparent downward spiral of spiritual and moral values in recent years, thinking has become…
— M. Scott Peck
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