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Ems Quotes by Will Rogers
- I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you…
- Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress…
- One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up…
- We fed 'em Xmas and New Years; now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas
- We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
- In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
- We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
- I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we…
- We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would…
- You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you are not going…
- Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either…
- Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the…
- I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their…
- I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay…
- I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make…
- And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company.…
- Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will…
- Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun,…
- We have been just going like a house afire, and we couldent see any reason why we shouldent keep right on burning. Our tastes were…
- I am telling folks that the Country as a whole is "Sound," and that all those who's heads are solid are bound to get back…
- Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a good chance to…
- Say, this new home building idea of President Hoover's sounds good. They are working out a lot of beneficial things. The only thing is it…
- Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax off the sales…
- You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The…
- Now they got such a high inheritance tax on 'em that you won't catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill…
More Ems Quotes
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- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Canada sets aside 36 percent of their visas for people with skills they think their country needs. We set aside six percent.… — Michael Bloomberg
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- I want to make sure I don't interfere with the success of that team next year. I don't see any way I… — Bear Bryant
- I remember at 16 years old, growing up in Queens, we were punks, but hey, when we went to the theater, we… — James Caan
- Worm or beetle - drought or tempest - on a farmer's land may fall, Each is loaded full o' ruin, but a… — Will Carleton