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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Before, I was terrified on stage. I only play guitar during the acoustic songs. After a while, you can elicit certain responses…
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Kind words elicit trust. Kind thoughts create depth. Kind deeds bring love.
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Youll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least…
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If people think they can elicit from me whatever terms they want, they are mistaken.
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The desperate things seem to require attention, the lovely things seem to elicit celebration. If I had to choose, I would go…
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A book is sent out into the world, and there is no way of fully anticipating the responses it will elicit. Consider…
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When you make speeches you elicit expectations against which you will be held accountable.
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Possibly, over the course of time, the brain capacity of homo sapiens will have made such great progress, that complications as contained…
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What we want is not power, but simply combination in order to elicit the largest possible giving.
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