Eggs Quotes

702 Eggs quotes by 572 unique authors

It is the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not to venture all his eggs in one basket. — Miguel de Cervantes
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having… — Jack Handey
The only thing that prevented a father's love from faltering was the fact that there was in his possession a photograph of himself at the… — P.G. Wodehouse
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes — George Bernard Shaw
Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not. — Erma Bombeck
Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes… — Terry Pratchett
No, she did not have a history of twins, and we had discussed all of this before she got pregnant. What if all three, what… — Cheryl Tiegs
The horse and mule live thirty years And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die Without a taste of… — Charles Gavan Duffy
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day. — Sam Ewing
A society remotely worth its salt eventually has to come to grips with the barbarism practiced upon helpless creatures in the name of scientific experimentation,… — William Kunstler
If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham. — Groucho Marx
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite… — Douglas Adams
To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg. — John Updike
Dante would not have forgotten: they say that when Dante was a boy, he was asked: Dante what is the best food? to test his… — Fernando Sabino
Exploration is the physical expression of the Intellectual Passion. And I tell you, if you have the desire for knowledge and the power to give… — Apsley Cherry-Garrard
Some will tell you that you are mad, and nearly all will say, 'What is the use?' For we are a nation of shopkeepers, and… — Apsley Cherry-Garrard
The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling, — Chick Hearn
Later when I thought of the chickens, one of those rare pale blue eggs rose up into my throat. The chickens had been part of… — Melissa Coleman
This is my breakfast: Two poached eggs, turkey bacon, and a half avocado. The yolks in a poached egg are alkalizing. Avocados are a great… — April Bowlby
So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled… — Mark Forsyth
When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic animal - don't… — Bill Maher
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you. Dairy… — Roger Ebert
Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress. — Jay Leno

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