"He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to……" — Terry Pratchett

"He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato."

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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. — Aristotle
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. — Aesop
We Americans sit at the head of the banquet table, as we have done for a century. Our standard of… — Deepak Chopra
At the banquet table of nature, there are no reserved seats. You get what you can take, and you keep… — A. Philip Randolph
In a crowd, on a journey, at a banquet even, a line of thought can itself provide its own seclusion. — Quintilian
The Church must never be satisfied with the ranks of those whom she has reached at a certain point or… — Pope Benedict XVI
We must admit that the divine banquet of the brain was, and still is, a feast with dishes that remain… — Unknown Author
The more passive one's life in the field, the greater the need to reverse the situation when one returns home,… — Michael Jackson
At the time of Holy Communion I sometimes picture my soul under the figure of a little child of three… — Therese of Lisieux
For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests… — Rebecca Harding Davis
Instead of seeming to impose new obligations, they should appear as people who wish to share their joy, who point… — Pope Francis
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra

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