Eating Quotes

2209 Eating quotes by 1522 unique authors

I love to go out in late September among the fat, overripe, icy, black blackberries to eat blackberries for breakfast, the stalks very prickly, a… — Galway Kinnell
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees, Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please; But I also speak for… — Dr. Seuss
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way or… — Jack Handey
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as… — Jack Handey
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts… — Jack Handey
I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be… — Jack Handey
Do you have any idea how many lives we must have gone through before we even get the first idea that there is more to… — Richard Bach
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first… — Unknown Author
If you spend a whole afternoon just eating popcorn and watching football, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if that's all you do, you… — Roland Joffe
Boredom is the consciousness of repetition. Because animals cannot remember the past, they cannot feel bored. They cannot remember the past, so they cannot feel… — Rajneesh
A Wired reader told me once, Get a life, which I read from the back of a yacht in the Aegean, while eating fresh sea… — Nicholas Negroponte
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly… — Frank Zappa
Initially, my decision to stop eating meat was motivated by fear of spiritual consequences, but right away I found that not eating meat made me… — Steve-O
I am a firm believer in eating a full plant-based, whole food diet that can expand your life length and make you an all-around happier… — Ariana Grande
If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV. — Anita Baker
Eating a vegetarian diet, walking (exercising) everyday, and meditating is considered radical. Allowing someone to slice your chest open and graft your leg veins in… — Dean Ornish
Accordingly if the devil should say, 'Do not drink,' you should reply to him, 'On this very account, because you forbid it, I shall drink,… — Martin Luther
You can't breathe dead hippo waking, sleeping, and eating, and at the same time keep your precarious grip on existence. — Joseph Conrad
Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating… — Victoria Wood
...eating animals involves an intentional decision to participate in the suffering and death of nonhumans where there is no plausible moral justification. — Gary L. Francione
The eating of meat was unknown up to the big flood, but since the flood they have put the strings and stinking juices of animal… — St. Jerome
SIR,-Your letter of February the 18th came to hand on the 1st instant; and the request of the history of my physical habits would have… — Thomas Jefferson
If anyone wants to save the planet, all they have to do is just stop eating meat. — Paul McCartney
They have eating dogs for the anorexic now. — Prince Philip
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream. — Conan O'Brien

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