Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called… — Daniel Tosh
I hate the feeling when youre talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb — Ritu Ghatourey
Swag stands for: secretly we are gay. so those people that say I have swag.. isnt a man but still yet a boy that needs… — Megannn(:
When people ask me, How the hell did you score that chick? I say, If she's dumb enough to love me, I'm dumb enough to… — Rudy Espinoza
I'm original, weird, dumb and talkative. I am who I am, I don't suck up, I say what is on my mind,But if you meet… — Nishan Panwar
Math is dumb. only pirates need to find x. — Ritu Ghatourey
But to wish is first to think, And to think is to be dumb, And barren of a word to drop That to a milder… — Philip Larkin
Behind every beautiful girl there is a dumb ass boy who did her wrong and make her strong! — Unknown Author
Just a dumb blonde :p — JUSTCHILL:D
The blind faith turns the spirit dumb and deaf. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
Now is the time for mirth, Nor cheek or tongue be dumb; For with the flowery earth The golden pomp is come. — Robert Herrick
I made this ecard for all the dumb chicks that complain about not having a good man. Because their to busy chasing assholes — Bryan Burden
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If you don't like me theres the door. Call me anorexics, call me fat. I can put… — Kiara Sellars
The greatest lesson I've learned in life is to: Never invest deep feelings for someone. Never hope that they'll love you the way you want… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hanging on to you Is like hanging on to A Rope made of fire.. It's difficult.. It's hurt... But I'm dumb enough To do it… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair. — Nikhil Saluja
Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb. — Unknown Author
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Mia Lugo
There a 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. — Unknown Author
Assume that I'm dumb and you'll end up looking stupid. — SONYA PARKER

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