Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Fighting on internet is like competing in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you are still a Retard — Chris Sullivan
I don't give a fuck what you think, I don't give a fuck what you say, a dumb shit talking will never ruin my day. — Shaine
Don't let someone tell you your no one, just say fuck it, people say so much I just don't give a fuck, you won't get… — Shaine
If you were drunk and Don't remember what you did yesterday, then how the fuck did you remember how to breath? — Osvaldo M
Being single doesn't mean your open to any dumb ass that comes your way. It means TIME TO PUT YOUR LIFE TOGETHER AND TRIUMPH AMONG… — Osvaldo M
I'm soooo Anti Dumb B*tch — Melissa V
I do it the dumb way, model bitch runway. — Soulja Boy
All I do is go dumb, she no hands it's all tongue. — Soulja Boy
It's nice to recall our mistakes in the past. Joke about real life, punch lines, and laugh about our dumb old selves. Because remembering how… — Pacifiersucker
I can't understand why girls wish for a true love, a loyal guy but then if they have it, they just leave for dumb reason.… — Rakii Retondo
It takes somebody smart to play somebody dumb. — Chevy Chase
Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those shoes are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The dress is OK… — Gillian Jacobs
I'm not dumb, actually I'm smart but when it comes to love, I failed to pass. — Rakii Retondo
I always felt like I could be funny, but there was a part of me that always judged actors so harshly...I thought all actors were… — Lisa Kudrow
I mostly have played dumb characters up until recently, and it's kind of a nice way to be. There's something easy about that kind of… — Lisa Kudrow
So now because I am engaged I can't have a friend of the opposite sex? Can't have a friend help me out while I'm working… — Miley Cyrus
Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible. — Denise Clark
Never stick around for a guy who only uses you everytime his girlfriend ends it with him.Don't be the dumb girl he uses everytime he… — Selena Garcia
Oh, he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time, he calls me fifteen times a day, he likes to make… — Lily Allen
Dont trust no FEMALE that say... she only has male friends cause girls be hating...Bitch you just a hoe!!!! — Keepnithunit

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