Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Eh. Hipster's not really a thing anymore. Plus, hipster or out of touch old dude? Same uniform really... — Patrick Stump
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him. — Billy Bush
People are more used to seeing men who are masters at an instrument than women. When people say, 'Oh, she plays like a dude,' it's… — Esperanza Spalding
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. — Ryan Ross
The fact that Perez Hilton calls me 'Saman' - it's the most homophobic thing ever. The perpetuation of [the idea that I'm] the man in… — Unknown Author
I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days! — M. Shadows
When theres no other dude in the car, the cost of taking an Uber anywhere becomes cheaper than owning a vehicle. So the magic there… — Travis Kalanick
Just remember this- weird's good. Embrace the weird, dude. Enjoy it because it's never going away. — Tim Tharp
You're nothing but a product. And what's this product called? Emptiness, dude, that's what it's called. And for the rest of your life, they sell… — Tim Tharp
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
There was an old, crazy dude who used to live a long time ago. His name was Lord Buckley. And he said, a long time… — Robin Williams
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy… — Demetri Martin
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin
I can be shy when I talk to women. I'm a shy dude. — Nick Carter
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who… — Kevin Hearne
As I get older... I start to realize that life ain't half bad. Each year, I'm amazed that I'm still alive. I don't take any… — Dave Grohl
I'm still an angry dude. I'm just older. I still push the band to be heavy and dark-that's always been my role. — Kim Thayil
I hope I can help guys come out and say, 'All right, dude, I got a manicure...and I liked it.' — Ryan Seacrest
I was the music dude that was naked all the time with the girls, and that's fine, no problem with that, — Adam Levine
I love my fans because they're smart, dude. — Kris Allen
Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such… — Marlon Wayans
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at… — Jack Barakat
During a heat wave every dude stinks. — Craig Benzine

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