Ducks Quotes

345 quotes by 286 authors

Im the lamest lame duck there could be. — George C. Wallace
In politics, Bugs Bunny always beats Daffy Duck. Daffy's always going berserk, jumping up and down, yelling. Bugs's got that sly smile, like he always… — Jeff Greenfield
If we had the consciousness of a cat or a dog, we would have it in us to become perfect Zen masters. We could gnaw… — Eric Maisel
I want to keep audiences off balance, so they don't know who I am or how to take me. If I duck and weave, as… — Robert Carlyle
If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck's back. — Ellen Swallow Richards
From the time I can first recall the rain falling on the red clay in Florida. I wanted to make things. When my brothers and… — Augusta Savage
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped… — Dave Barry
To be born in a duck's nest, in a farmyard, is of no consequence to a bird, if it is hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and never… — Carl Barks
Not every child takes instantly to books like a duck to water, but I donâ€™t believe there are children who hate books. There are just… — Amanda Craig
A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. — Jase Robertson
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and… — Jase Robertson
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. — Jase Robertson
If youâ€™re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then youâ€™re too busy. — Jase Robertson
Many quite popular films are filled with violence. I think the difference between those and my films is that I show the cause and effect… — Peter Greenaway
I don't think you're happier if you're thin or beautiful or rich or married. You have to make your own happiness. My heroines do not… — Maeve Binchy
No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting,… — Diem Brown
Beneath the light, the river and hills are beautiful, The spring breeze bears the fragrance of flowers and grass. The mud has thawed, and swallows… — Du Fu
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. — Lewis Grizzard

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