Ducks Quotes

345 quotes by 286 authors

Hey, did somebody step on a duck? — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper
It's a bit like a fledgeling duck, finding your flippers. — Martin Freeman
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse — Karl Pilkington
If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are… — John Lithgow
People... of the universe! Tonight... is the night.. when the skies will open, and spray forth a divine hand with pointed finger! And it will… — Thurston Moore
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. — Mitch Hedberg
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that… — Mitch Hedberg
So the controversy over Duck Dynasty sends a clear signal to anyone who has anything to risk in public life: Say nothing about the sinfulness… — Albert Mohler
I know this year hasn't gone as we'd all like it. But please, please, everyone do not forget about that 2013 season - the worst… — Jonny Gomes
I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private. — Amanda Burton
There are various orders of beauty, causing men to make fools of themselves in various styles... but there is one order of beauty which seems… — George Eliot
Why the critics, like a flock of ducks, always move in perfect unison: Their authority with the public depends upon an appearance of unanimous agreement.… — Edward Abbey
I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy… — Ray Bradbury
I don't have ugly ducklings turning into swans in my stories. I have ugly ducklings turning into confident ducks. — Maeve Binchy
I'm pretty sure there will be duck-hunting in heaven and I can't wait! — Mike Huckabee
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents… — R L Stine
Them Jews aren't going to let (Obama) talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's… — Jeremiah Wright
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence
The Founding Fathers did not believe the primary purpose of their guns was to hunt ducks, but to keep the government in line within the… — John Coleman

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