Ducks Quotes

345 quotes by 286 authors

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit… — P.J. O'Rourke
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a… — Richard Cushing
confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. — Abraham Lincoln
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal.… — Phil Robertson
Women are a lot like ducks-they donâ€™t like mud on their butts. — Phil Robertson
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example? — Richard Russo
Cats do what cats do, ducks do what ducks do, and eagles do what eagles, do. If you take a duck and ask it to… — John C. Maxwell
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender… — Rodney Dangerfield
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a… — Dave Barry
I have always kept ducks, even as a child, and the colours of their plumage, in particular the dark green and snow white, seemed to… — W G Sebald
The Second Amendment isn't about duck hunting or target shooting. — Massad Ayoob
I do not claim any of the creation of the blues, although I have written many of them even before Mr. Handy had any blues… — Jelly Roll Morton
People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped in… — Amy Gerstler
If you are going to be a successful duck hunter, you must go where the ducks are. — Bear Bryant
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they donâ€™t often know where they are with themselves . Itâ€™s… — James Hadley Chase
Democrat flaks jump on this like ducks on a June-bug, and in the process themselves reproduce the sick militarism of this culture that automatically valorizes… — Stan Goff
Thus we see that the lot of the duck hunter is not a happy one. He is the child of frustration, the collector of mishap,… — Ted Trueblood
To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling. — Scott Stossel
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot. — Peter Tork
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen

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