Duck Quotes

306 Duck quotes by 250 unique authors

Taking oneâ€™s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around… — Daniel Handler
Was that you or the duck? — Groucho Marx
Success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblances to merit.... They confound the brilliance of the firmament with the star-shaped footprints… — Victor Hugo
There's an epigram tacked to my office bulletin board, pinched from a magazine -- "Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is… — Margaret Atwood
A capacity for inferiority in the growing adult is threatened by the temptation by squander that capacity ruthlessly, to revel in hallowness. The syndrom especially… — Gregory Maguire
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! — Charles Dickens
They would all be sorry... particularly the duck. — Angie Sage
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in… — Christopher Moore
My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to… — Philip Roth
One is never alone with a rubber duck. — Douglas Adams
Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my… — Rick Riordan
The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian… — Neil Gaiman
In any war story, but especially a true one, it's difficult to separate what happened from what seemed to happen. What seems to happen becomes… — Tim O'Brien
We lie under the network of arching shells and live in a suspense of uncertainty. If a shot comes, we can duck, that is all;… — Erich Maria Remarque
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck! — Robin Cook
Only one pair was still battling, apparently unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck Bellatrix's jet of red light: he was laughing at… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Death strode away, stopped, and came back. He pointed a skeletal finger at The Duck Man. WHY, he said, ARE YOU WALKING AROUND WITH THAT… — Terry Pratchett
He took a duck in the face at 250 knots. — William Gibson
We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the wall. I make… — Sonya Sones
What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer. — Nicholas Sparks

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250 authors contributed a total of 306 Duck Quotes, led by these top contributors: