Duck Quotes

306 Duck quotes by 250 unique authors

Hoes went from duck duck goose to fuck fuck loose and ringa ringa rosie to fucking all the homies hahaha *Stolen From Tau thanks buddy… — Talyiah
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail. Little Johnny says, De feet of de… — Tamika-leeigh
By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up… — Melchor Lim
It's alright. When I see you, I'll just duck my head and pretend you aren't there. When I hear your name, I'll pretend I don't… — Kayla Jackson
The Army is life's way of telling us to duck. — Elias Atienza
Always behave like a duck.Keep calm and unruffled on the surface,but paddle like like hell underwater. — Nikkie Mae
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But since the ocean… — Simi Ngr
I wish I could sleep but my A.D.D kicks in and well, one sheep, two sheep, cow, duck, turtle, Old McDonald had a farm, what… — Brii Ann
Shrooms are like goats, you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toaster... — Unknown Author
Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect! — Patience
~me just making duck faces~ — Unknown Author
You've got a friend in me!!! STRANGERS think I'm quiet....MY FRIENDS think I'm crazy.... MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely WICKED, and I don't… — London Mond
They wont love you all he wanna do is fuck you. he'll tell you that he love you jus so he can hit it and… — Unknown Author
I dont love em, I dont chase em, I duck em — Wiz Khalifa
A lot of women from conversation could fall in love and that's a scary thing, I try to duck em good, cause innocent women'll stalk… — Unknown Author
I aint ya fuckin classmate, you talk shit you get duck tape Now look at yo fuck face, I been da best gon be da… — Lil Boosie
Boy you can't fuck with me. So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck. Cuz Ice Cube is crazy as fuck. — Unknown Author
A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck. — Daffy Duck
I dont care where you've been or what jail, go tell Disney all your fucking duck tales. — Camron
I only fear the law so fuck a man wit a badge (fuck the police!) and I'm tryin to duck the law dog from gettin… — Jim Jones
Duck down, lay down just get on down — Dizzee Rascal
Keepin' it simple, the bone in me runnin with thugs so. To the temple, buck when you duck to the thuggish ruggish. T's St. Claire… — Bizzy Bone
When I cruise through the ghetto I drive slow I'm quick to buck a duck and I don't give a fuck about 5-0. — Big L
Ion love em, ion chase em I duck em — Wiz Khalifa
Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again. — Ned Flanders

Who Wrote These Duck Quotes

250 authors contributed a total of 306 Duck Quotes, led by these top contributors: