"Oh, I guess it's time for me to…" — Ned Flanders
"Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again."
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Ned Flanders
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30 Quotes by Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders has 30 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
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Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family…
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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant…
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He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
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Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
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More Duck Quotes
This quote is filed under Duck Quotes,
one of 306 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that…
— Douglas Adams
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For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it…
— Victoria Beckham
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Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
— Ken Blanchard
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Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our…
— Bono
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
— Michael Caine
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Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the…
— Nicolas Cage
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Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but…
— Nicolas Cage
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I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and…
— Julia Child
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
— Hans Christian Andersen
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(Dwight Gooden) his fastball crackling , his curveball dropping as suddenly as a duck shot in the air, has begun…
— Ira Berkow
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I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The…
— Gore Vidal
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
— Groucho Marx
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