"Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the……" — Ned Flanders
"Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work."
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30 Quotes by Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders has 30 quotes on this site.
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Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family…
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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
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Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant…
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He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
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Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
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More Charity Quotes
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one of 1,387 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over…
— Aristotle
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Where there is charity and wisdom, there is neither fear nor ignorance.
— Francis of Assisi
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Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by…
— Saint Augustine
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Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.
— Saint Augustine
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My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;…
— Teresa of Avila
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Never let your zeal outrun your charity. The former is but human, the latter is divine.
— Hosea Ballou
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No man should think himself a zero, and think he can do nothing about the state of the world.
— Bernard Baruch
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Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbor is a spiritual one.
— Nikolai Berdyaev
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
— Yogi Berra
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The argument of socialists, that people really want to share, beyond a reasonable level of charity, is rubbish, though it…
— Conrad Black
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
— Aesop
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