"Imploring people I never met to pressure a……" — Ned Flanders
"Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing!"
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30 Quotes by Ned Flanders
Ned Flanders has 30 quotes on this site.
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Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?
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Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family…
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Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
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I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
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Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
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Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
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Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
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He's the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who ever drove through my living room.
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Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work.
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Oh, I guess it's time for me to duck again.
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Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos!
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