Duck Quotes

306 Duck quotes by 250 unique authors

Letâ€™s just say I understand betrayal. And having been where he is, I know the explosion to come. Trust me. â€˜Duckâ€™ wonâ€™t quite cover it.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no medical help and a head injury. I… — Douglas Adams
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking Iâ€™m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck? — Anne Hathaway
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck? — Caitlin Kittredge
I do not walk like a duck. — Cassandra Clare
Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a… — Cassandra Clare
Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck — Michael Grant
Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought it was best… — Julie James
She's really gone, then. The little girl with the back of her shirt sticking out like a duck tail, — Suzanne Collins
I don't understand anything. Life is so strange. I feel like some one who's lived all his life by a duck-pond and suddenly is shown… — W. Somerset Maugham
I notice her blouse has pulled out of her skirt in the back again and force myself to stay calm. "Tuck your tail in, little… — Suzanne Collins
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton
Wise words are like arrows flung at your forehead. What do you do? Why, you duck of course. — Steven Erikson
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday… — Shel Silverstein
What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Gundar seemed to come to a decision. "Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a… — John Flanagan
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! — Charles M. Schulz
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.- William Herondale — Cassandra Clare
He had a carrying, congressional sort of voice, the kind that sounded good saying things like Less of a tax burden on the middle class… — Maggie Stiefvater

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250 authors contributed a total of 306 Duck Quotes, led by these top contributors: