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- We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
- New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain
- A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a… — Norman Mailer
- Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores. — Charles Bukowski
- They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I… — Lauren Bacall
- Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due… — George Jones
- Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of… — Charles Bukowski
- The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of… — Shane MacGowan
- We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. We just love ’em, give ’em the… — Phil Robertson
- I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks. — Unknown Author
- What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran
- My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle… — Rodney Dangerfield