Drunks Quotes

47 quotes by 38 authors

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug… — Mark Twain
A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-playing,… — Norman Mailer
Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores. — Charles Bukowski
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work… — Lauren Bacall
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy… — George Jones
Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of clans: loud drunks,… — Charles Bukowski
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in… — Shane MacGowan
We never, ever judge someone on whoâ€™s going to heaven, hell. Thatâ€™s the Almightyâ€™s job. We just love â€™em, give â€™em the good news about… — Phil Robertson
I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks. — Rumi
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk… — Dylan Moran
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. — Rodney Dangerfield
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks — Hunter S. Thompson
It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other. — Michael O'Leary
The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland. — Michael O'Leary
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks — Clive James
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who… — Charlize Theron
If it so happened that I had once written a best-seller, this was a pure accident, due to inattention and naivete, and I would take… — Thomas Merton
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. — Chuck Klosterman
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think… — Bette Davis

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