"It reminds me of two drunks leaning on…" — Michael O'Leary

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• We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — Charles Bukowski
• New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks,… — Mark Twain
• A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a… — Norman Mailer
• Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores. — Charles Bukowski
• They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work.… — Lauren Bacall
• Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and… — George Jones
• Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic… — Charles Bukowski
• The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a… — Shane MacGowan
• We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. We just love ’em, give… — Phil Robertson
• I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison… — Rumi
• What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking… — Dylan Moran
• My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on… — Rodney Dangerfield

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