Drunks Quotes

47 quotes by 38 authors

The idea that this world is a playground instead of a battleground has now been accepted in practice by the vast majority of Christians...The 'worship'… — Aiden Wilson Tozer
Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks. — Joni Mitchell
God watches over drunks and third baseman. — Leo Durocher
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. — Liza Minnelli
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all… — Willie Nelson
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. — Will Rogers
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what… — Johnny Vegas
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. — Willie Nelson
It drains the bars and cafes after hours, concentrates the wicked and the guilty along its chipped Formica counter, and thrums with the gossip of… — Michael Chabon
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. — Otto von Bismarck
Daytime television, you can tell whoâ€™s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either itâ€™s clinics for drying out drunks. Or itâ€™s law firms who… — Chuck Palahniuk
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. — Robert Rankin
I was naturally a loner, content just to live with a woman, eat with her, sleep with her, walk down the street with her. I… — Charles Bukowski
bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time. — Tom Waits
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. — Jay Asher
Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a… — Jay Asher
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could… — Charles Bukowski
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers… — Stephen King
All day I think about it, then at night I say it. Where did I come from, and what am I supposed to be doing?… — Unknown Author
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. — Joe E. Lewis

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