Drinking Quotes

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Joe E Lewis
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of… — Latin Proverb
Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron. — Aaron Howard
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta
Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness — Bertrand Russell
Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all… — Jack Kerouac
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as… — Tom Robbins
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink,… — Omar Khayyam
If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, - Good wine, a friend, because I'm dry, Or lest I… — Omar Khayyam
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night — Proverb
I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink — Proverb
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The… — Lord Byron
I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and… — William Cobbett
Drink to the point of hilarity. — St Thomas Aquinas
Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts… — Edgar Allan Poe
The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for… — John Still

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