Drinking Quotes
- I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me. — Benjamin Franklin
- I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. — Brendan Behan
- You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label. — Mark Twain
- For a quart of ale is a dish for a king. — William Shakespeare
- There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink. — Oscar Wilde
- I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than… — P.J. O'Rourke
- Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. — Jean Kerr
- The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. — Mignon McLaughlin
- No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough
- Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. — Phyllis Diller
- My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel
- I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety. — Richard Pryor
- I drink to forget I drink. — Joe E. Lewis
- I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W.C. Fields
- Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W.C. Fields
- I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. — W.C. Fields
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W.C. Fields
- No nation is drunken where wine is cheap. — Thomas Jefferson
- All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular. — Al Capone
- I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw