Drinking Quotes

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A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink of it deeply, or taste it not, for shallow thoughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking deeply sobers… — Alexander Pope
Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature or swimming in… — Barry Long
If you die, I will lie down beside you and I will stay there until the end, without eating or drinking, you will rot in… — Jean-Paul Sartre
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else… — W.C. Fields
Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the… — Oscar Wilde
Solutions and technologies exist to provide clean, affordable drinking water anywhere in the world. These solutions will save lives, reduce financial burdens, foster peace, and… — Jewel
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks. — Joe E. Lewis
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers… — Jack Handey
We drink [to] one another's health and spoil our own. — Jerome K. Jerome
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink. — Francois Rabelais
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant
I drink to make other people interesting. — George Jean Nathan
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. — Joe E. Lewis
He that drinks fast, pays slow. — Benjamin Franklin
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. — Ernest Hemingway
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. — Brendan Behan

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