Drinking Quotes

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Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you… — MrAwesome
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh there another red… — MrAwesome
So, Amber Hope is at my house, has been and will be here all weekend ^-^ We're eating Ramen, drinking coffee, and being stupid and… — Naquitta Faith
Let's Get Drunk And Tell Each Other Everything We're Too Afraid To Say Sober — Drunk People
Sitting here, Music blasting, Drinking monster,drawing(: Because I have nothing better to do(: XDD That and I'm hyper as hell! — Jazzy
Theres an awkward silence when Eric clears his throat and speaks up. So Jade, tell us about yourself. Its slightly strange but I'm glad the… — Jade
I'm not a boots/heels type of person,I love sneakers.I'm not a dress kind of a person,I love T-Shirts and a jacket..I'm the type of Person… — Jazzy
My friends are like marshmallows in hot chocolate; yeah, hot chocolate is good without the 'mallows, but it's no fun drinking it .. — Superman
Once upon a time, there once was a girl with a drug addict mom and and dad she hardly knew. She grew up thinking that… — Bailey Renee
When will some of these men learn that there is more to life than hustling, going back and forth to jail, smoking, drinking, popping pills,… — Deshawn Branch
I'm showing my little sister a bad example, I curse allot to my mom saying''Fuck off, Fuck you, Leave me the fuck alone, Go get… — Jasmine
Reasons2smile2 Waking up in the morning, seeing your family.. smiling at them..chattin and drinking coffee together.. so keep smiling....:) — Eiyhwa
B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink alcohol since when… — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Yes, I AM drinking Monster in the middle of the night. — Naquitta
Cuz this is for dreaming, this is for leaving, this is you picking up the pieces when I'm gone. This is to drinking, this is… — Blondie:)
Drink 3...Glad I'm not driving, I think my driver need a designated driver!! — C Williams
I was just drinking it and whatever then I read the label while swallowing and I thought it said skiN milk haha I almost choked… — Drew
[ Entering college ] This kind of place made me want to puke. I needed a real drink to cope with the electronic lectures and… — Paritoshik Sharma
A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma
Hey girl hey hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy You don''t need to worry about me I ain't on any drugs I ain't been drinking Girl the reason… — MrCountry

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