Douche Quotes

35 quotes by 34 authors

I'm a shithead douche with no credentials. I just say I do so people watch my show and believe the shit I spew — Dr Phil
DONT ever let a douche bag make you feel bad, clearly he THINKS hes better than you when really hes jealous. — Maria Anto
I need a man who can call me beautiful with no makeup on, who can be himself around me, who can kiss me and call… — Idk
Hey you douche in the yellow Ferrari: you're a douche in a yellow Ferrari. — Chanel Dudley
I'm paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing...I was letting the blogs get to me. It's… — Pete Wentz
Am I a douche? Was asked by older black man, 'let me guess. You're Vietnamese, yeah?' wanted to say 'let me guess. You are...black, yeah?' — John Cho
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and players might take… — Nathan Schwake
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah
Motivational status of the day: Don`t be a douche. — Alisa Gattus
Always be yourself...unless you're an arrogant douche. Then it's okay to be someone else. — Nishan Panwar
Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag. — Ash Sweeney
He made you feel special, filling you up with all these promises, and before you know it , he breaks everything you loved about him.… — Sandra
Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you got laid Deal… — Lekoma Precious Napo
- Periods- Cramps- Sore Boobs- Mood Swings- Being called a Bitch, hoe, for No Apparent Reason- Having Pedophiles Hit on them- Shaving all the time-… — IG:catone_2_funny

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