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Nathan Schwake has 8 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When you make a 'Like this status' and a ton of people like it but the only reason you made the status…
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When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in…
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Simplicity is becoming a necessity for the majority of interactions between individuals in the social world, logic is lost, ignorance is praised,…
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When someone you like is texting you and they make a spelling error, since you like them that much, u make the…
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So though love grows, one shall grow with it So though love speaks, One shall listen to it So though love dies,…
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A medicine that makes you feel more real, Closer to your mind, Closer to the ground, Understand what's around, Feel the sound,…
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People who use chew instead of you, or misspell words on purpose because they think it sounds better, thanks for disrespecting the…
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People need to open their eyes, and stop being so selfish by actually looking at what they say from different angles so…
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