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• I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West
• When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook
• Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston
• Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff
• Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match,… — Hans Kmoch
• Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter
• Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick
• Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She… — Kevin Hearne
• Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne
• you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. — Gena Showalter
• And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

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