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Lekoma Precious Napo has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Fact some of you are single because you think making a communal relationship to impress other people well I think that makes…
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You Always Studying On Facebook, Buh You Never Pass At School. Guess Studying On Facebook Is Inversely Proportional To Your Exams Results.…
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Period Pains Are Better Than A Heartache. They Heal Within Few Days, It Takes Months Or Even Years For A Heart To…
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Stupidity Is When You Get A Job, You Don't Buy Some Groceries In The House For Your Family, You Buy Booze For…
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Dear woman let me remind you of your role. The reason why most relationships fail is because you want to be the…
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The guy dat who has de eager to shows/ introduce ya to his folks/fam b4 his door room keeper keyray typa thang…
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I overheard a girl talking to he BF,initially I thought she was talking to God,coz the things she asked for the only…
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Him introducing u 2 his mom doesn't mean his faithful or his gonna marry u,his just doing it so it could b…
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If You Still Ask Why Men Cheat, You Really Need JESUS In Your Life. I Mean, Answers Are Everywhere.
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Zulus Are No Different With Chinese When It Comes To Fighting. They Love Showing Off Their Skills And Talking Too Much Before…
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At Times When A Person Loves You You Should Be Thankful... You Know Why? Because There Are Alot Of People Who Love…
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Have sex with a guy because you want to Not because after sex, you expect a relationship Sometimes girls like making things…
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you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.
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And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
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