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- Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche! — Hank Moody
- Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor
- I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West
- When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day -… — Dane Cook
- Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston
- Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff
- Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match,… — Hans Kmoch
- Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter