Doctors Quotes

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Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old. — Jack Klugman
I was very lucky. My neck hurt and I went to my doctor, who was kind of hip, and he said it was stress-caused and… — Rick Rubin
Chavez will hit the canvas. He will be sitting in his corner, or with the doctor or referee stopping the fight. There's no other outcome. — Sergio Martinez
Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto? — Dave Barry
Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken? — Aristotle
The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their… — Dave Barry
A doctor is nothing more than consolation for the spirit. — Petronius
As with eggs, there is no such thing as a poor doctor, doctors are either good or bad. — Fuller Albright
Doctors can do almost anything nowadays, can't they, unless they kill you while they're trying to cure you. — Agatha Christie
For many doctors the achievement of a published article is a tedious duty to be surmounted as a necessary hurdle in a medical career. — Richard Asher
Look around you: there is not a doctor who desires the health of his friends, not a soldier who desires peace for his country. — Philemon
Only the doctor and the judge have the right to inflict the death penalty without receiving the same. — Philemon
Who ever saw a doctor use the prescription of his colleague without cutting out or adding something? — Michel de Montaigne
The ideal doctor would be a man endowed with profound knowledge of life and of the soul, intuitively divining any suffering or disorder of whatever… — Henri Frederic Amiel
I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone. — Dave Barry
Men have cried out to me in sincere and despairing appeal: 'Doctor, I cannot go on like this! I have everything to live for! I… — William Duncan Silkworth
The supportive care that we're able to provide in the United States is so much better, so much more sophisticated, than what's available in West… — William Schaffner
Even Doctors Without Borders in West Africa are moving the fatality rate from 50 percent down to 30 percent-I bet we can do substantially better… — William Schaffner
The best sculptor is the one who can most accurately reproduce in marble the image that he sees before him. The good cook follows the… — Sterling W Sill
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going… — Dan Quayle
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor… — Helen Rowland
It's the doctors duty to activate and reactivate the body's own healing mechanism. — Charlotte Gerson
Liveability means being able to take your kids to school, go to work, see a doctor, drop by the grocery or Post Office, go out… — Ray LaHood
In these days before antiseptics, doctors themselves also suffered high mortality rates. Florence Nightingale, a nurse during the Crimean War (1853-1856), watched one particularly inept… — Sam Kean
(Doctors) collectively have done more to block adequate medical care for people of this country than any other single group. — Jimmy Carter

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