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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.
— Alcuin
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To dispose a soul to action we must upset its equilibrium.
— Eric Hoffer
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In every system of theology, therefore, there is a chapter De libero arbitrio. This is a question which every theologian finds in…
— Charles Hodge
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When we call a capitalist society a consumers democracy we mean that the power to dispose of the means of production, which…
— Ludwig von Mises
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Socialism is the doctrine that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that his life and his work do…
— Ayn Rand
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The age of the earth was thus increased from a mere score of millions [of years] to a thousand millions and more,…
— William Johnson Sollas
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One cannot read the New Testament without acquired admiration for whatever it abuses not to speak of the "wisdom of this world,"…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The business of education is not to make the young perfect in any one of the sciences, but so to open and…
— John Locke
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It has occurred to me that possibly the white corpuscles may have the office of picking up and digesting bacterial organisms when…
— Unknown Author
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The first of all commodities to be exchanged is labour, and the freedom of man consists only in the exercise of the…
— Henry Charles Carey
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The party that called itself liberal aimed at respecting the liberty to dispose of one's own goods
— Vilfredo Pareto
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This junkyard is an environmental nightmare, strewn with tree stumps, old tires, derelict vehicles, scrap metal and other waste. This owner may…
— Richard Blumenthal
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