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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Popular Dishwasher quotes from across the collection:
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One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening -…
— Daniel Handler
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When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.
— Sam Ewing
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My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour.…
— Jared Leto
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If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
— Jeff Foxworthy
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Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!
— Masaharu Morimoto
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
— Aziz Ansari
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I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.
— Kristanna Loken
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I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I didn't particularly…
— Charles Bukowski
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The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.
— Thom Yorke
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I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.
— Clarence Thomas
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The real liberators of American women were not the feminist noise-makers, they were the automobile, the supermarket, the shopping center, the dishwasher,…
— Pat Buchanan
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How unhappy are you that your dishwasher has replaced washing dishes by hand, your washing machine has displaced washing clothes by hand…
— Hal Varian
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