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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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We once discussed which were the cleanest troops in the trenches, taken by nationalities. We agreed on a descending-order like this: English…
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The dirtier your Bible, the cleaner your heart!
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The truth is that not yet usually means never. Trying to run away from the responsibility to decide about Christ is childish.…
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You will find out that Charity is a heavy burden to carry, heavier than the kettle of soup and the full basket.…
— St. Vincent
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No one paid any attention to how things looked, and as they moved faster and faster everything grew uglier and dirtier, and…
— Norton Juster
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If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than…
— Christopher Pearse Cranch
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The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.
— Frank Serpico
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Dirt is dirt, and we've all got it no matter where we come from. I'm not sure Christ sees one kind of…
— Beth Moore
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If I read the newspaper I come out dirtier than I went in. If I read my Bible, I come out cleaner…
— Smith Wigglesworth
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Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead…
— Herb Caen
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Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a…
— Walter Cronkite
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