Dessert Quotes

187 Dessert quotes by 152 unique authors

Put syrup on top, I dessert that shit. Then afterwards I'm gone, I desert that shit. — Big Sean
I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. Im not just into dessert of just into savoury food. I love it all.… — Holly Madison
Im in my mid-20s and I know how to look after my body on my own. Im not going to deny that I dont think… — Amanda Seyfried
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of… — Joan Rivers
I always leave dessert out, forget about it, notice it and then lack confidence in it's freshness. — Jay Baruchel
Actual warning printed on the bottom of a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. — Nikhil Saluja
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just received a complementry… — Nikhil Saluja
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. — Nikhil Saluja
I miss you like the dessert misses the rain, Our bittersweet memories filled with joys and pain, Forever in my heart you will always be...… — Rashida Rowe
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies: Saying no to dessert is like saying no to a handsome man who's climbed between your legs. — Nikhil Saluja
My fart just whispered, ...room for dessert! — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Dessert Quotes

152 authors contributed a total of 187 Dessert Quotes, led by these top contributors: