Dessert Quotes

187 Dessert quotes by 152 unique authors

Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes. — Robert Greene
The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart. — Robert Louis Stevenson
The Honey is sweet, but the Bee has a Sting. — Benjamin Franklin
As for rosemary, I let it run all over my garden walls, not only because my bees love it but because it is the herb… — Thomas More
O, blackberry tart, with berries as big as your thumb, purple and black, and thick with juice, and a crust to endear them that will… — Richard Llewellyn
You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th. — Vitali Klitschko
I never met a chocolate I could not eat. — Danielle Steel
Fruits each in its season, are the cheapest, most elegant and wholesome dessert you can offer your family or friends, at luncheon or tea. Pastry… — Mary Virginia Terhune
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving. — Ruby Wax
I'll do almost anything for cake - even trample little children! — Gayle King
The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and rampaging boars, but… — Julie Kagawa
Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course. — Harold S. Kushner
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert — Kris Kristofferson
Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have… — Jim Gaffigan
I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey… — Rick Ross
I have a flat tummy, but I'm not rock hard. If I'm going to be in a bikini, I'll train more and skip desserts for… — Nina Dobrev
Sexual touch is the dessert of married life! — Laura M. Brotherson
A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion. — Al Pacino
May you eat an unfamiliar dessert in a strange land at least once every three years. May you wake up... and start dancing while you're… — Rob Brezsny
The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake. — Michele Gorman
He put the blinker on, pulled out onto the avenue. "Well, that was nice," she said, sitting back. They had fun together these days, they… — Elizabeth Strout
I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. — Beverly Sills
Every Thanksgiving table should be blessed with the presence of a long-married pair who bring out the best in each other, are completely enamored despite… — Martha Stewart
I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot. — Olivia Palermo
There is a dessert dish in Austria called Kaiserschmarrn - it's kind of like a sweet raisin pancake with eggs and sugar. It's definitely not… — Lindsey Vonn

Who Wrote These Dessert Quotes

152 authors contributed a total of 187 Dessert Quotes, led by these top contributors: