Dessert Quotes

187 Dessert quotes by 152 unique authors

Sometimes, it's just easier to say yes to that extra snack or dessert, because frankly, it is exhausting to keep saying no. It's exhausting to… — Michelle Obama
I don't eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything. — Gwyneth Paltrow
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. — Fernando Pessoa
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a… — Gordon Ramsay
There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts. — Gail Simmons
I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment. — Martha Stewart
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate! — Carrie Underwood
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. — Joss Whedon
Clemenza's overriding responsibility is to his family. He takes a moment out of his routine madness to remember that he had promised his wife that… — Sarah Vowell
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. — Erma Bombeck
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. — David Mamet
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Life is short, have dessert first. — Wendy Mass
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! — Bill Watterson
I'm just going to jump and say:hey Mom, Dad, I'm gay, What's for dessert? — Kathe Koja
Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what… — Kanye West
With the exception of dessert, food is food. — Janet Evanovich
Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. "Does anysing on you vork properly?" Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I… — James Patterson
Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero information.” “Steak with mashed potatoes and a side salad,” Striker… — Jennifer Estep
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. — Janet Evanovich
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies. — Susan Beth Pfeffer
Life's too short. Start with Dessert! — Barbra Streisand
But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field

Who Wrote These Dessert Quotes

152 authors contributed a total of 187 Dessert Quotes, led by these top contributors: