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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more…
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,…
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a…
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six…
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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
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Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as…
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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
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And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the…
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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now.…
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
— Madonna Ciccone
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The library is not a shrine for the worship of books. It is not a temple where literary incense must be burned…
— Norman Cousins
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six…
— Paul Reiser
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy…
— Billy Connolly
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Homer and Candy passed by the empty and brightly lit dispensary; they peeked into Nurse Angela's empty office. Homer knew better than…
— John Irving
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My child looked at me and I looked back at him in the delivery room, and I realized that out of a…
— Anna Quindlen
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A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life.
— Norman Cousins
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Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place…
— Norman Cousins
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Hey babe, promise me when you in the delivery room on the bed, skin up and pushing out our baby and you…
— Glen Rambharack
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A library is the delivery room for the birth of ideas, a place where history comes to life. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_education3.htmlgqDWEHxuOJyvI5s2.99
— Zahid Abas
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