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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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After a while I started to think of that as an image of something that went a lot deeper than the dead…
— Alan Alda
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A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room.
— Per Petterson
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In the Twentieth Century war will be dead, the scaffold will be dead, hatred will be dead, frontier boundaries will be dead,…
— Victor Hugo
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Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the straitjacket of its laws. Its intellectual form of…
— Rudolf Rocker
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Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the straitjacket of its laws. Its intellectual form of…
— Rudolf Rocker
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Power always acts destructively, for its possessors are ever striving to lace all phenomena of social life into a corset of their…
— Rudolf Rocker
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Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits,…
— Alasdair Gray
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No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog…
— W.C. Fields
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For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Bishop was all done with the witty converstaion. "Will you swear?" And Myrnin said, shockingly, "I will." And he proceeded to, a…
— Rachel Caine
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That's a big trunk," James said, as we jammed in the leathery old case that looked so much like the black heart…
— Michael Chabon
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Nobody kicks a dead dog
— Dale Carnegie
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