Date Quotes

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Most everybody had made at least one bad, drunken decision in their lives. Called an ex at two in the morning. Or perhaps has a… — Augusten Burroughs
He loved a book because it was a book; he loved its odor, its form, its title. What he loved in a manuscript was its… — Gustave Flaubert
i was raped, too sexually assaulted in seventh grade, tenth grade. the summer after graduation, at a party i was 16 i was 14 i… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him.… — Ilona Andrews
When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you will… — Sloane Crosley
I had this whole plan when I graduated high school: I was going to go to college, date a few guys, and then meet THE… — Rainbow Rowell
He used to talk to me about Russia all the time and had sworn up and down that I'd love it here. "To you, it'd… — Richelle Mead
I could show fight on natural selection having done and doing more for the progress of civilization than you seem inclined to admit. Remember what… — Charles Darwin
Angela had done a marvelous job, I tell you. The puke was everywhere except the toilet. The walls, the floor, the sinks - even on… — Nicholas Sparks
Odd, isnâ€™t it? You know when your birthday is, but not your death day, even though you pass the date year after year, never suspecting… — Mary Downing Hahn
I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and… — Lisa Lutz
- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such… — Simone Elkeles
See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day… — Jeff Kinney
Men donâ€™t realize that if weâ€™re sleeping with them on the first date, weâ€™re probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler
Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your… — Joss Whedon
So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I… — Cassandra Clare
I can't believe he took you to an actual resteraunt. I assumed his idea od a date would be making you watch him play World… — Cassandra Clare
I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said… — Cassandra Clare
Isabelle and Jace had left the topic of dead Shadowhunters behind and had moved on to something Jace apparently found even more horrifying__Isabelle's date with… — Cassandra Clare
Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world." "Sweet," put in Dan. "Too bad… — Gordon Korman

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