Date Quotes
1441 quotes by 1166 authors
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I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
— Eoin Colfer
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I'm not supposed to date you, Jenny." "That's what you said before." He leaned forward, his elbows on his knees. "I didn't think this was…
— Elizabeth Chandler
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You just walk over there and into the office and say, 'Hey, be my prom date,'" he said. "It's that simple.
— Sarah Dessen
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There are billions of men in the world, probably millions near my age. Maybe hundreds who are compatible with me. Maybe at least a dozen…
— Regina Doman
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I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were…
— Janet Evanovich
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A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and…
— Adam Selzer
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My priest tells me i should not date a mormon but im just too in love with you that i'm willing to take risks
— Ellen Hopkins
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He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date,…
— Steve Martin
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Sympathy is what you have for someone after they die, pity you have for someone when they don't have a date to the biggest dance…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.
— Sharon Stone
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It happened, as many things do, imperceptibly, in many ways at once. I date it - the slow crumbling of my faith, the pulverization of…
— James A. Baldwin
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If after I die, people want to write my biography, there is nothing simpler. They only need two dates: the date of my birth and…
— Fernando Pessoa
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...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a…
— Kiersten White
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I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece of all this…
— Cassandra Clare
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NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
— Stephen Colbert
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To achieve accurate knowledge of others, if such a thing were possible, we could only ever arrive at it through the slow and unsure recognition…
— Marcel Proust
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I could hardly get a boy to look at me. All right, they'd look, they'd even take me out, but no one asked for a…
— Alice Hoffman
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He was carrying a suitcase with clothing in order to stay and another just like it with almost two thousand letters that she had written…
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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My platitudes don't hold their interest and I can hardly blame them for that. My real stories are all out of date. So what if…
— Sara Gruen
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Caesar Flickerman asks if the president has a date in mind. "Oh, before we set a date, we better clear it with Katniss's mother," says…
— Suzanne Collins
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